Black Bull for Sale – Big, Bold & Full of Attitude
£999
Meet Big Barry — 100% bull, 0% nonsense. Jet black, moody stare, and built like a tank. Great for breeding or scaring unwanted visitors. Eats grass, minds his business, occasionally stares into the distance like he knows something we don’t. Buyer must have strong fences, a good sense of humour, and possibly running shoes. First to see will be slightly intimidated.
- PRICE: 999